Quote of the day. And another reason I will never run for office (no, I don't have a penis, but that would be a reason, too!). The politics of the penis...

A family values campaigner accused of taking pornographic photographs of himself has been dumped as a candidate for Australia's November election by the Christian-values Family First Party.

Sydney music teacher Andrew Quah, 21, admitted photographs showing his penis and circulating widely on gay websites had embarrassed his party and made his candidacy untenable.

"But that's not my penis," Quah told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper, adding one of the images may have been digitally altered.


"I might have been drunk off my face, or my political enemies might have drugged me," Quah said. "It was a mistake that I would not have committed had I been of right mind. All I know, I have been humiliated."

The kid is 21. Cut him a little slack. Heck, I do shit like that, and I'm a decade older than him!

Quah said the photos were more than two years old and were taken and shared while he was drunk. He denied the genitalia in one picture was his, but said he did pose for two photos in an "inappropriate position."

Hmmm... I would be curious. From a strictly professional standpoint, of course!

Labels: Australia, Penis, Politics

In an update on this post, the Green Party is dumping his conspiracy-generating, America-hating, pro-Jihad ass.

A journalist who wrote that he initially cheered the attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center has been rejected as a candidate for the Green Party of Canada.

Kevin Potvin has been told he cannot represent the party in the riding of Vancouver-Kingsway, party leader Elizabeth May said in a news release on Sunday.

I have been proven wrong: The Greens do have a little common sense, after all.

Labels: Canadiana, Politics, September 11, Truther, Zionist Conspiracy

One of the morons who revels in 9/11 and yet thinks it was perpetrated by the government in a vast Zionist conspiracy is running for office in Vancouver (under the Green banner, of course).

The editorial, entitled, A Revolting Confession, was first published on Nov. 28, 2002 in an alternative newspaper, The Republic of East Vancouver, which Kevin Potvin founded.

"When I saw the first tower cascade down into that enormous plume of dust and paper, there was a little voice inside me that said, 'Yeah!' When the second tower came down the same way, that little voice said, 'Beautiful!' When the visage of the Pentagon appeared on the TV with a gaping and smoking hole in its side, that little voice had nearly taken me over, and I felt an urge to pump my fist in the air," Mr. Potvin wrote in the editorial.

Some degenerate who masturbates to the death of 3,000 Americans wants to represent in Parliament. If this is the direction Canada is taking, we're sicker than I had originally feared.

Labels: Canadiana, Politics, September 11, Truther, Zionist Conspiracy

Today the word came out that Tony Snow, White House Press Secretary, has cancer of the liver. My father died from the very same thing - colon, spread to liver.

My mother, on the other hand, died when her cancer spread to her bones, much the way Elizabeth Edwards' has.

No matter your political stripe, please join me in praying for the comfort of, if not the lives of, these two people. They have a hard road ahead of them, and they shouldn't have the potholes and sharp stones of partisan politics in their paths to make the journey worse.

Labels: Cancer, Health, Politics

Let me give a little tip to Canadians and Americans alike that spend a lot of time on the Internet:

You are not alone. And when you say things like Kill the President and Behead the Prime Minister, your nerdy MySpace buddies aren't the only ones reading. You aren't the only one reading the words Jihad and Allah in your email.

My threads have been read time and again by the Department of Homeland Security, the RCMP, and my Internet provider. I'm watched constantly, even though I'm not a threat. Why? Because I use the buzzwords. They have to watch me. It's not a big deal, because I'm on the right side of the law. I'm with the good guys. They know I'm not actually going to kill the president, even if their sooper seekrit search engine flags those words here and sends them looking.

But for all you commie, anti-establishment assholes, get a grip. Your nonsense isn't funny, it's illegal.

Internet ramblings about Stephen Harper on the blogsite of an Alberta man found an attentive but not overly appreciative audience with the RCMP.

As a result, Patrick David Fenton is to be sentenced May 30 for threatening the life of the prime minister.

Fenton, 25, pleaded guilty in court in Canmore Wednesday to a single charge of uttering threats to cause death.

Fenton's lawyer says the whole thing has been blown out of proportion.

"He had an online blog and frankly he intended it as satirical," Tyson Dahlem said yesterday from his office in Canmore, 120 km west of Calgary.

Dork.

Labels: Canadiana, Internet, Politics

Saturday was Bug's second birthday. I can't believe he's two already! I went to Bark & Fitz to get him a special toy, and found the perfect one. Something we'd enjoying playing with together.

Hillary: The chew-toy.


I'm With Stupid - Heh. No shit.


Short leash for Bill (the book cover reads "It Takes a Village: To Do My Hair")


Good doggy

Labels: Election 2008, Hillary Clinton, Politics

Harper was in Toronto to speechify the populus. It was nice to see him again, but I think I'm getting too old for these screaming rallies. Or maybe, after the week I've had of hiding in the house, standing for two hours in a noisy, crowded, darkened room was a bad idea.

"Legend says that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. And last year, you, the grassroots members of the Conservative party, drove the Grits out of Ottawa. Now that's something worth saying cheers to."

Labels: Canadiana, Politics