Greg Gutfeld: With Biden, Democrats ‘patched the tire,’ slapped on ‘coat of paint’

By | March 8, 2020

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Greg Gutfeld had some fun Saturday night with the fallout from Immense Tuesday and old Vice President Joe Biden‘s reemergence in the bustle for the Democratic presidential nomination.

“However the Dems were confronted with a resolution between two risks. One nominee, the socialist who cheers commie tyrants, or to appoint the man who might build his pants on his head. They chose the intellectual guy pants or no pants, Gutfeld mentioned on “The Greg Gutfeld Point to.”

“However don’t for a minute deem they were rejecting socialism,” he continued. “No, they finest took Bernie [Sanders] out because they knew he would lose sizable in spite of all the pieces. Sanders rose to this excessive level for the reason that Dems would no longer refute his assaults on capitalism, basically because they agreed with him.”

“Sanders rose to this excessive level for the reason that Dems would no longer refute his assaults on capitalism, basically because they agreed with him.”

— Greg Gutfeld

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Gutfeld then interviewed “Biden,” as portrayed by comedian Tom Shillue. Gutfeld asked if Biden agreed with hm.

“Upright like my great grandfather mentioned all the draw throughout the Civil War, March is available in like a lion goes out like Sonic the Hedgehog,” the pretend Biden mentioned. “Sonic. Funny guy.”

The host then compared Immense Tuesday’s elections to a “mob hit.”

“Obama became as soon as Don Corleone, calling in favors through endorsements to acquire Sanders out,” Gutfeld mentioned. “So what’s going to the Bernie Bros assemble? What does a bitter ex assemble when she’s been dumped as revenge? She hooks up with the person the dumper hates most. And who might that be?”

“Obama became as soon as Don Corleone, calling in favors through endorsements to acquire Sanders out.”

— Greg Gutfeld

Gutfeld urged Bernie Sanders’ supporters is inclined to be inclined to help President Trump out of spite. He also speculated on whether or no longer Biden might withhold up in opposition to Trump.

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“So now it is down to a two-man bustle — or what Joe calls spaghetti. However what occurs if Biden will get the nod? With Joe, the Dems patched the tire and threw on a coat of paint. However you quiet obtained to promote that jalopy,” Gutfeld mentioned. “And the 2nd you test-force the mannequin, Joe, in opposition to Trump, all the pieces might crumple. So will it?”

“All I know is, here’s gonna be a hell of a high-tail,” Gutfeld mentioned.