Archive for the Random News Category


Oy Vey!

Been up to my eyeballs in my semi-adopted faith this week, with two assignments for the Jewish Tribune. (Don’t tell my editor – Hi Norm! – that I’m working on his articles at the same time as writing this post. While we’re at it, let’s also pretend that I never said anything negative about Frank [...]

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A post without links

Blogging from my BlackBerry. So no links – just random thoughts. SeaWorld killing. Am I the only one who laughed? Seriously, think about it from the whale’s perspective. There he is doing soft-shoe minstrel shows for a bunch of crackers three times a day for fucking YEARS, and he finally snaps and kills an overseer. [...]

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Gaylord?

There are so many moments of hilarity in this (Wagstaff?), I don’t know where to begin. Thanks, Sondra.

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You just can’t make stuff like this up

Animal expert Jack Hanna and an 11-month-old flamingo became trapped while trying to squeeze through an airport security turnstile. It took firefighters to finally get the flamingo out. Man, nowadays they’ll stop anyone at airport security, won’t they? Hanna joked that the next time he flies through the airport, the biggest animal he’ll bring is [...]

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Is it the weather?

A woman in Australia is crushed to death when her frisky young pet camel tries to hump her. A British man robs a bookies using a vibrator as a weapon. Someone took the time to translate a large portion of the Bible into LOLCATZ-speak. And Queen of Mean Leona Helmsley died of heart failure. Who [...]

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Is it the weather?