Archive for the Injuns Category


Residential Schools: We don’t care if you’re lying

Residential Schools are back in the news in Canada. For those of you not in the know, we once tried to educate the Injuns. We failed. Along the way a few people got hurt, and now everyone thinks they’re owed something. Anyway, that’s the short version. Now there’s a healing commission happening out in Winnipeg. [...]

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Crackheads and alcoholics have lower immune systems

They destroy the body’s natural defenses, leaving themselves open to infections that in a well-cared-for body would not be fatal. But even if that were not the case… It would still make sense to send the body bags. But Grand Chief David Harper says he’s not satisfied. Harper, who represents northern First Nations, said they [...]

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We screwed up, give us money!

Ah, the plight of Canada’s Natives. Wait, correction – Canada’s on-reserve Natives. There’s a difference. A big one. Those who live off the reservation, if left to their own devices and not meddled with by either touchy-feely guilty white liberals or by the Chiefs -  Native equivelent of Al Sharpton and other race pimps, can [...]

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The Michaels, Mark & Me

Michael Ignatieff and Michael Coren both hold the same views of our native Indians. The Michaels believe that we should feel responsible for the deaths of the two little native girls at the Yellow Quill reserve in Saskatchewan last January, because we wicked white men introduced the fire water to the poor but noble savages. [...]

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White Man Justice

The disgusting drunken reprobate who froze his baby daughters to death won’t be getting the smudge stick and lifetime supply of feathers that his idiot peers suggested as punishment. Instead some mean white judge decided that a criminal should go to jail. Imagine that. A Saskatchewan father who drunkenly lost his two young daughters outside [...]

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