Archive for the Immigration Category


Swimmigration: I’ve changed my mind

A few years back there was a hue and cry for new immigrants to be taught to swim as part of their settling -in process in Canada. I originally balked at the idea, thinking that we shouldn’t be spending money accommodating immigrants from desert countries that get it in their heads to go swimming. I [...]

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So the law is working?

Great headline: Illegal immigrants plan to leave over Ariz. law Um,  yeah, that’s kinda the point. However, this weepy AP story makes it all about the sad, starving Mexicans who entered the country illegally. It’s written like an Oprah magazine feature story. Cue the shmaltzy music… Natalia Garcia, 35, from Mexico City, says she and [...]

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Jason Kenney and the Homos

Canada’s most outspoken MP is in hot water again with a special interest group – this time the LGBTTQ2SXYZ!!@#LMNOP lobbyists – the homos, in other words. Gay and lesbian activists say Citizenship and Immigration Minister Jason Kenney’s refusal to refer to gay rights and same-sex marriage in the Canadian Citizenship Guide was an effort to [...]

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They lost me at “videotape”

Ever hip to what today’s immigrants are into, Citizenship & Immigration Canada wants to hear from new Canadians. Despite the fact that in rural villages and big cities around the world, locals are using modern technology like cell phones and blackberrys to send rape videos to their friends, and YouTube to disseminate beheading videos, Canada’s [...]

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This is going to keep happening

As long as us “honkeys” keep being scared of being called racists, the Muslims will keep taking us over inch by inch. A taxi driver who claimed his religion forbade him from giving a lift to a blind man and his guide dog has been fined £300. Ali Raza Roshanmoniri arrived to pick up Christopher [...]

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Darth Vader won't be allowed to vote in Quebec tomorrow