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No Joke, We’re broke

By alindsey3 on Friday, December 18th, 2009 | 10 Comments

by Art Lindsey III President Obama declared Wednesday night on ABC News that without healthcare reform the federal government would go bankrupt. “If we don’t pass it, here’s the guarantee: the people who are watching tonight, your premiums will go up, your employers are going to load up more costs on you. Potentially they’re going [...]

Not Satire

By Right Girl on Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 | No Comments

From Guantanamo Bay: â€œGood morning sir, Chief Simmons Camp 6. We have 112 assigned, 112 present. Last night detainee 765 requested onions and parsley on his salad and requested to see the camp commander regarding his request. 844 wants a better detainee newsletter and 632 has requested a Bowflex machine because he says he is [...]

The poor wee darlings

By Right Girl on Friday, May 2nd, 2008 | 2 Comments

They’re not terrorists, they’re just misunderstood. A Kuwaiti man released from the U.S. prison in Guantanamo Bay in 2005 has carried out a suicide bombing in Iraq, his cousin told Al Arabiya television on Thursday. Those evil Amerikkkans are holding these poor innocent Muslims hostage in Cuba, and all they ever wanted to do was [...]

The bottom-feeding Khadr Family

By Right Girl on Monday, October 29th, 2007 | 1 Comment

I’m about to catch a flight from one Islamic hellhole (Minneapolis) to another (Toronto), but in the meantime, read about my favorite Toronto shit-suckers: The Khadr’s. For those who are late to the party, I’ll briefly review the history of the Khadr family. Papa Khadr was a senior member of al-Qaeda who took his family [...]