Archive for the Drugs Category


You can’t make this shit up

Mexican drug cartel shoots up drug rehab clinic. Olé!

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Darwin approves

Only a pussy would take a drug called “meow meow”. The personal use of the drug mephedrone — known as meow meow — is likely to be banned by the Government before the end of the year, a senior Home Office source revealed last night. The proposed crackdown comes in the wake of the deaths [...]

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Mules. Coyotes. Sharks?

Mexico’s navy has seized more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside frozen sharks, as drug gangs under military pressure go to greater lengths to conceal narcotics bound for the United States. Armed and masked navy officers cut open more than 20 shark carcasses filled with slabs of cocaine after checking a container ship in [...]

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Pfizer: Keeping your, er, “spirits” up

This economy is hard. People are getting laid off every day. But pharmaceutical giant Pfizer wants to help raise your spirits. Ahem. Pfizer will provide more than 70 prescription drugs, from Lipitor to Viagra, at no cost to unemployed, uninsured Americans. People who lost jobs since Jan. 1 and have been on Pfizer drugs for [...]

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Almost a good as a drive-thru abortion

Kateland – mother to three teenage children – received a “safer crack kit” in her mailbox from the City of Toronto. Why? Because of her neighborhood. The city isn’t even bothering to find out who uses what anymore – they’re just handing these out, expecting every resident on Kateland’s street must be a crackhead. C’mon [...]

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Wow. And I thought *I* had "daddy issues"...