Archive for the Clothes Category


I need a new t-shirt

NAPPY HEADED FAGGOT I could save energy by offending everyone all at once. Al Gore would approve.

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I’m in lurve

Not that y’all care or anything, but I have been irritating all my friends lately by waxing poetic about the most perfect pair of pajama pants evah that I bought at Old Navy on Monday. A bargain at $14.99, I bought them a size too large so they hang nicely over my ample posterior. Soooooft [...]

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Thick Skin