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What could possibly go wrong?

By Right Girl on Wednesday, October 20th, 2010 | 4 Comments

Let’s sell the Wahabbis weapons! I mean, it isn’t like they’re high strung, evil, and hate us or anything, right? The US is hoping to contain Iran by building up the defences of Saudi Arabia and the neighbouring Gulf states. In the past, Congress proved difficult over arms sales to Saudi Arabia, reflecting Israeli objections [...]

Mohammad had epilepsy, too

By Right Girl on Thursday, July 22nd, 2010 | 5 Comments

Maybe if someone had chained that fucker up in a basement, the world wouldn’t have the problems it has today. A semi-comatose Saudi man has been chained in a basement apartment for more than six years because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie. ‘When he has fits he has convulsions [...]

Dear Creationists,

By Right Girl on Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 | 2 Comments

Proof that Darwinism is real. Dozens of Russians, many of them drunk, are drowning daily as they head to water to escape a heatwave, an emergencies ministry official said on Wednesday. Vodka-drinking groups — some with small children — can be seen at lakes and ponds in and around the Russian capital where the current [...]

Nightmare!

By Right Girl on Saturday, June 26th, 2010 | 3 Comments

In the past 4 nights or so, I’ve been plagued by dozens of nightmares. While I have always endured nightmares – 2 or 3 a week since infancy – This is a bit extreme. The only possible explanation is the presence of Barack Obama in such close proximity. I’ll be glad when the G20 is [...]

We’re all losers now

By Right Girl on Friday, June 4th, 2010 | No Comments

In yet another nod to the protection of fledgling self-esteem, an Ottawa children’s soccer league has introduced a rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will lose by default. The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s newly implemented edict is intended to dissuade a runaway game in favour of [...]