I totally blame the white man, who for years worked in laboratories to develop the formula for latex. That evil, racist pig.
A housewife died after suffering a massive allergic reaction possibly triggered by the glue in her hair extensions, an inquest heard today.
Atasha Graham, 34, collapsed after a night out dancing at a club where her boyfriend [Wait, houseWIFE? Apparently not.] was the DJ.
The hearing at Southwark’s Coroner’s Court in London heard her allergic reaction may have been caused by the glue used to attach her hair extensions – but there’s no way to be 100 per cent certain.
Home Office pathologist Doctor Michael Heath told the inquest: ‘I’ve seen cases where people using solvent to apply hair extensions has actually caused anaphylactic shock.
I demand reparations on behalf of Aboriginals, who have notoriously beautiful, straight hair that these black women are trying to emulate. Because deaths like this can be blamed on envy of shiny-haired Aboriginals, they are oppressed.
Fucking white man. It’s all Don Imus’s fault.
I am rubber, you are glue. What bounces off me sticks to you.
Real Latex is a naturally occuring product,from the sap of a tree, how ironic, a product from a tree used to contain a woody.
Anybody seen my tinfoil hat?