As someone who regularly shags married men – married is my favorite flavor, actually – I am throwing my completely irrelevant political weight behind Newt Gingrich.
Why, you ask?
He’s smarter than everyone else combined. Sure he’s establishment – meaning he had rarely held a job outside of politics. So was Obama. If we’re voting for establishment candidates, I would prefer someone who has actually been around the block a few times and voted more than just “present.”
I am well aware that Newt’s past may catch up to him. We all have a past, and it eventually catches up to us. But how we handle it is what counts.
Go Newt.
Since I don’t have any political weight, allow me to throw my morbidly obese physical ass behind Mitt Romney. “President Mitt…at least he aint Obama!” At this point I would vote for Satan just to be rid of Barack Hussein Obama…mmm mmm mmm!
So is it possible to get on your waiting list for shagging married men?? Also Newt appears to be the one who can vacate our white house.
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