Breaking News

A bunch of really nice people are bombing the shit out of Norway, and shooting up a childrens’ camp. I bet it’s Lutherans.

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9 Responses to “Breaking News”

  1. B in Toronto says:

    I wouldn’t rule out the Mossad or the Catholic church.

  2. Bobert says:

    Last press report, the Religion of Peace extending their hand in fellowship to the public officials and possibly to about thirty school children in a youth camp. The last part is guesswork, but the bombers and the shooter were described as wearing police uniforms, which would make it a coordinated attack. Somehow, my humor button can’t be pushed on this one.

  3. Bobert says:

    Update, now it’s an environmentalist.

  4. Kateland shoshana says:

    I bet its the Swiss

  5. Pauly Jr says:

    I’m old and tired of this fucking planet pissing on me daily. I gotta pull the plugs here and pray for a swift and painless death in my sleep tonight.

  6. L says:

    Girl On The Right – jump to conclusions much, do you? It was a lone Norwegian bomber/shooter, not Muslims like you suspected. I’ll give you one thing, though – the man responsible likely IS a Lutheran.

  7. Andrea says:

    How did you guess it? How did you guess that he was not Muslim but Lutheran while everyone was sure it was Jihad ? I become suspicious

  8. dizzy says:

    I bet it’s Lutherans.
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    You win.
    // My parents, being rather secular wanted to give me the choice in regards to religion. At the age of 15 I chose to be baptised and confirmed in the Norwegian State Church. //
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  9. Joseph Gobbels says:

    Great call Nostradamus. Such insight is staggering to behold.

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