This is my brain on drugs

Let this email I sent to my boss last night be a lesson in why drugs (sleeping pill) and technology should never mix:

I’m like Jusis Marcel, I’m everywhere ;)

Nah I’ll when you!

Nah, I’ll wend you away from the couple away I away from you got. I’ll stick to being AWAY from everywhere you!

Sent from my iPhone

Especially hilarious when read out loud with a Churchillian English accent.

Remember: Jusis loves you.

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One Response to “This is my brain on drugs”

  1. Pauly Jr says:

    MMMMMM! Yeah! I remember babbling incoherently in my hopital (that’s how my Dr. pronounces it) room after my radical nephrectomy in 1999. I remember the nurse saying, “Hi Paul”. MMMMMM! Yeah! mumble mumble babble mumble the walls are melting mumble mumble.

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