Waiting for the White House presser. He was in Pakistan, as expected.
I am so excited. I have never been this happy in my LIFE.
Congratulations and thank you to the United States military.
More to follow after the presser.
11.33pm – Presser is starting. I said years ago we should have nuked Pakistan, but no one ever listens to me.
I have posted my happy naked dance to Twitter.
11.39pm No Americans were harmed in the killing of Bin Laden. Obama is pleading with Muslims, as usual. Barf.

I read he was killed by a bullet to the brain, up close and personal…elsewhere they said it was a bomb?
Either way, they got him!
Oh, and Thanks for the Dance!
More nakedness, please! Woooo!
Is this naked dance fulfilling some sort of promise you made years ago?
Yes it is. I said I would dance naked the day we killed that goat fucking son of a camel’s whore.
Hooty hoot!!! Will there be more naked dancing when we in the USA get a legitimate President??? I would like to see a 36 year old conservative woman get the job.