Osama Bin Laden DEAD

Waiting for the White House presser. He was in Pakistan, as expected.

I am so excited. I have never been this happy in my LIFE.

Congratulations and thank you to the United States military.

More to follow after the presser.

11.33pm – Presser is starting. I said years ago we should have nuked Pakistan, but no one ever listens to me.

I have posted my happy naked dance to Twitter.

11.39pm No Americans were harmed in the killing of Bin Laden. Obama is pleading with Muslims, as usual. Barf.

I couldn't be happier




4 Responses to “Osama Bin Laden DEAD”

  1. prairie dog says:

    I read he was killed by a bullet to the brain, up close and personal…elsewhere they said it was a bomb?
    Either way, they got him! :)

    Oh, and Thanks for the Dance!

  2. Guest says:

    More nakedness, please! Woooo!

    Is this naked dance fulfilling some sort of promise you made years ago?

  3. Pauly Jr says:

    Hooty hoot!!! Will there be more naked dancing when we in the USA get a legitimate President??? I would like to see a 36 year old conservative woman get the job.

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