Big deal. He’s a socialist (no family values) who married an Asian. Suddenly it’s a shock that he visited an Asian massage parlor?
Yawn.
Instead, it seems the eJACKulator is getting sympathy. This doesn’t surprise me. Canada is Eurotrash – we have very different values compared to our Southern neighbors. Bill Clinton’s blow job was front page news for TWO YEARS. Jack Layton’s handjob won’t even be a blip on our radar up here.
Personally, as I’ve mentioned repeatedly in Brass Balls Radio, I will be thrilled on Tuesday, when all this election nonsense is over. We have too many of them in Canada, and all with the same result. In fact, I think the Canadian public needs a happy ending for all the political horseshit we have to endure.
However, Clinton’s blowjob drove his approval rating above 70% for the only time in his presidency. Not because puritanical Americans approve of getting suck-started by a chubby intern, but because the Republicans overplayed their hand.
The reason this won’t make a blip is because most of the Dipper’s read liberal biased rags which won’t state the facts uncovered by SunTV and have turned the story into a “Smear” campaign. And the rest of the population who have no idea of the existing bias won’t go out to find all the facts.
And of course, there’s the large portion of Dippers who, through lack of moral fiber have no issue with bawdy houses, will see nothing wrong with this regardless.
Would GWB’s approval rating gone up if he had gotten spanked by a tatooed intern wearing leather and pearls? “Frau Blücher, be severe with me!”
“Bill Clinton’s blow job was front page news for TWO YEARS. Jack Layton’s handjob won’t even be a blip on our radar up here.”
Exactly why I love Canada. Funny how during an ELECTION we’d rather talk about things that matter… as opposed to time traveling to a massage parlor in the 80s. The dirt, the shameless tactics used to draw attention away from the real issues – it’s why people are so apathetic towards politics. And why America is so broken.