I’d like to dig up John Lennon’s body…

…just to have the chance to shoot him myself.

This morning, coming off the subway, a busker was playing and singing Imagine. Seriously? How much more of a cliché can you get? I really don’t need communism before my morning coffee. So here’s a roundup of shit we can do without.

If you don’t lift your feet when you walk, I should be allowed to shoot your kneecaps off. It’s not like you’re using the knees God gave you anyway.

Libertarians don’t belong anywhere. They are miserable, contradictory and generally selfish people. FFS, they make ME look generous and community minded!

When eco-freakiness turns around and bites itself in the ass. I’m really sorry to hear about the whales, but it might be a good way to teach the left-wing bleeding hearts that there are always unintended consequences, and they should think with their heads and not their hearts.

I like this idea. If we push the gay agenda in citizenship classes and exams, we can weed out the honor-killers in our midst.

At a time when the rest of us are battening down to survive the balance of the recession, Scottish taxpayers are teaching kids a natural biological function. What’s next? Shitting?

And finally, not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Images of the pain that Muslims inflict. Crime scene photos of the innocent Fogel family, murdered in their sleep for the crime of being Jews, while Palestinians handed out candy to celebrate – the same way they did on 9/11.

Return of an Institution




6 Responses to “I’d like to dig up John Lennon’s body…”

  1. Bobert says:

    “Libertarians don’t belong anywhere. They are miserable, contradictory and generally selfish people. FFS, they make ME look generous and community minded!” Funny, I never thought of myself that way. I always thought that other people’s money was their own and not the government’s. Ah, too soon old, too late smart, I guess. Too old to change either.

    Now, If you were talking about ‘Liberals’ I might could agree with you. I know some of them, and other than loving other people’s money, you’re right about miserable, contradictory, and generally selfish people. But, I can’t group myself into that bunch, too depressing.

  2. MONSTER says:

    Only thing worse then Imagine was the other side of the album with Yokos screeching. There was never enough smoke or beer to listen to that.

  3. MONSTER says:

    Ooops, Imagine wasnt on double fantasy. I guess there was enough smoke and beer.

  4. Will says:

    Seize the Lennon family assets and build a 100ft. monument to honor the recently departed Jane Russell. That’s how the bastards can redeem themselves.

  5. PapaWhisky says:

    That’s the first time I’ve heard that a Libertarian equals a market-liberal. If it were truly the case then I’d agree with you–but I think that that article is just another attempt at hijacking a term to help meld the “movement” into a larger one. Just like, at one time, being liberal actually meant standing for liberty–until that term got hijacked by the left.

  6. burntfinger says:

    “If someone thinks that peace and love are just a cliche that must have been left behind in the 60s, that’s a problem. Peace and love are eternal.”
    — John Lennon

    I couldn’t of said it better. Reading your blog made me realize some people are really unhappy.

    By the way, I love when they play Imagine at Christmas time.

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