“I was… seriously mentally disturbed”

No shit, sister. Anyone who has this kind of reaction to eating the wrong sandwich really needs to calm down or go back to Wackistan.

McDONALD’S has come under fire for mistakenly giving Muslim Fatima Hussain unblessed meat she is forbidden to eat.

Fatima was left disgusted after a North branch of the fast food chain gave her a chicken burger instead of a spicy veggie deli burger.

Islam forbids the eating of any kind of meat which is not “Halal”, meaning it has been blessed by an imam and slaughtered in special conditions.

Fatima, 21, had managed to live her whole life carefully avoiding breaking the strict rules of her religion until she emigrated to the North.

The Pakistani, who now lives in Newcastle, had eaten half the burger before she realised the restaurant’s blunder.

It meant Fatima had eaten unblessed meat for the first time in her life and committed what is considered a terrible sin according to her beliefs.

She approached the manager, who admitted the mistake, and reluctantly accepted a refund at the restaurant.

However, the Northumbria University student was left dismayed when McDonald’s offered no apology.

The fast food chain has since said sorry.

She said: “It’s the first time in my life I’ve eaten meat which was not Halal. I was shocked and seriously mentally disturbed.

My gast is flabbered at the audacity of Muslims to think they can stand still while the entire world revolves around them. It’s not like they accidentally gave her a ham sandwich – it was chicken, for fuck sake – and even if they did, it’s not something worth being “mentally disturbed” over.

But wait, there’s more!

A spokesman for the fast food chain said: “We are very sorry that in a genuine mistake we served the wrong deli sandwich and we understand how distressing this was for the customer concerned.

“As a token of apology, we would like to make a donation to a charity of her choice.”

Jizya. Our Muslim overlords don’t like the way we live here in the civilized West, so we must pay a tax to them for our sins.

Dear Tea Party - SHUT UP




2 Responses to ““I was… seriously mentally disturbed””

  1. Gorillamonk says:

    but seriously, them making a donation is money that’s going right back into their pockets at the end of the fiscal year.

    And why did she wait til half the sandwich, I’m assuming three bites, before she thought about complaining? Was the sandwich irresistible? who yoked her into complaining to a manager? And WHY are there so many damn muslims going to fastfood restaurants!? doesn’t this break their religion with a wife cooking and making children?

    I’m done, I’m over it. moving on

  2. Pauly Jr says:

    May I suggest that Da Gub Mint establish a new department to study and manage the problems experienced by muslim fast food customers? There could be BILLIONS of tax dollars to be wasted here.

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