Would anyone in the audience care to venture a guess how many Jews complained?
A children’s shop has removed toy pigs from farmyard sets in case they offend Muslims and Jews.
The Early Learning Centre ditched the pig from its HappyLand Goosefeather Farm toy set after it upset some customers.
One mother realised the pig was missing from the set she bought for her daughter’s birthday when she found a pig sty and a button that made oinking noises, but no pig.
Jews eat bacon. It’s not the 7th Century anymore, and there are no longer health concerns related to eating pork products. So yeah, how many Jews ya figure bitched and moaned about the wee plastic pig?
Once again, I’d like to thank Jesus for dying on the cross and making us the world’s only religion sensible enough to eat ham. Amen.

Amen.
I wouldn’t think that even the most devout Orthodox Jew would object to a piece of plastic shaped like a pig, since it’s NOT AN ACTUAL PIG. As I understand it their objection is only to actual pork. Only Muslims (and PC Leftists) would be unable to distinguish between plastic and pork.