Proving once again that there is no humor in the Religion of the Damned, a Muslim man made a joke to his wife over Skype, and the local head-retards pronounced them divorced:
A MUSLIM man, who jokingly told his wife “talak, talak, talak” (I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee) in an online Skype messenger conversation, has been told the separation stands.
The ruling was made in an online fatwa by the Darul Uloom Deobandi seminary in northern India, which is regarded as one of Islam’s leading authorities on religious law, after the man, from Qatar sought clarification.
“Jokingly typed ‘talak, talak, talak’ (I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee) to my wife on Skype chat. I don’t understand Islam very much and did not know about how talaq works,” the Telegraph quoted him as having written.
“We love each other very much and want to be together but right now we are caught in this thing. Want to know a way out,” he wrote.
But his hopes of a way out were dashed when the seminary issued a fatwa confirming his wife must first remarry another man, consummate the marriage, and then divorce him before she could be allowed to remarry her first husband.
Want to know a way out? Try joining the rest of us civilized people in a Judeo/Christian/Secular world.
When I read this from your shared thingy last night, I almost peed my pants. Ho-lee She-It, those idiots are funny as Hell.
I have had a rough time the last year or so……….part of the return to normal is victory tonight in one of the greatest elections of our time…two years ago, the American Public got fooled by a novelty………..we as a people failed to look behind the packaged product…oh yes, the warnings were there……..but we failed to maintain vigilance in defense of our precious freedoms……and the result hss set this country back years…..but now, our time begins to right the wrongs and set truth upright again….for we as a free people must defeat tyranny in all of its twisted forms…lest we be doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past…..remember these times, and use victory not as a time to gloat or even to take a breath…..but as a call to the defense of all that we hold sacred………..a call to action……a call for freedom….
There is a lesson here. READ the fine print, or the entire bill before signing it or voting in favor of it:
“Jokingly typed ‘talak, talak, talak’ (I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee) to my wife on Skype chat. I don’t understand Islam very much and did not know about how talaq works,” the Telegraph quoted him as having written.
He deserves what ever he gets for his ignorance of his own “religion”.
Any photos of the ex-wife available?
Just askin’…..you never know when it might be worthwhile to help out with interfaith matters like this once in a while.
I find it amusing that the answer to most problems in Islam is sex related…a simple solution to a mistake?
Have your wife sleep with another man..repeat as necessary.
Ate pork accidentally? Marry your 6 year old cousin.
Can’t be in a room with a strange man? Pretend they he is your child and have him suckle at your breast.
Muslims are fucking retarded.And violent.