Have you driven a Ford lately?

All good conservatives know that unlike GM and Chrysler, Ford declined the government tit. They were also the only one of the Big Three that made significant profit, even though they declined the money Obama was handing out.

Which is not to say they are anti-tit. In fact, Ford Motor Company is very much pro-tit.

Ford Cares is their website dedicated to curing breast cancer. Warriors in Pink gear is what they sell, with all the proceeds going to Susan G Komen for the Cure.

Think about it. The other two companies – especially GM – used the teat for their own ends. Whereas Ford wants to do something to end that which harms the ta-tas.

Have you driven a Ford lately?

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The Religion of Peace, yo!




5 Responses to “Have you driven a Ford lately?”

  1. Al the FIsh says:

    Yes, I have driven a Ford lately, and I hope my next vehicle is too, made in Oakville as a matter of fact.

  2. Marty says:

    I have to say, boobs make life worth living, but weaning boobs off the public teat makes life possible.

  3. will says:

    I drive a Ford everyday, actually. With all the boob action lately, I’d rather be driving something else.

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