A post without links

Blogging from my BlackBerry. So no links – just random thoughts.

SeaWorld killing. Am I the only one who laughed? Seriously, think about it from the whale’s perspective. There he is doing soft-shoe minstrel shows for a bunch of crackers three times a day for fucking YEARS, and he finally snaps and kills an overseer. It’s like Roots or something! The whale oughta be given a medal and left the fuck alone.

I’m moving next week. My travails are finally coming to an end. About bloody time, too. The things I’ve seen in the last 6 months would be enough to make my readers’ hair stand on end and promptly fall out.

Gays – according to another beauty queen – should be put to death. Hmmm… There are quite a few stupid, misbehaving, irresponsible straight people I know who will die long before a lot of queers. Either way, the choices you make will usually decide the outcome.

Rachel Maddow is one of Martin Sheen’s sons. I’m sure of it.

Ok, I’m in a comfy bed tonight, so I’ll be asleep soon. I hope I dream of killer Killer Whales.

Oy Vey!




5 Responses to “A post without links”

  1. No, you were not the only one that actually laughed about the KILLER whale KILLING something. When an animal has KILLER in its name, you might want to give it a wide berth, unless it is a KILLER kitty or some other animal. Well, unless you are Jimmuh Cartuh, then KILLER rabbit immediately springs to mind.

  2. DarthKeller says:

    I LAUGHED MY ASS OF WHEN I READ ABOUT THAT WHALE. The wife thought I was insensitive and “scary”. I told her to shut up or I’d sic my whale on her! HA!

  3. ligneus says:

    Oh I don’t know, a fine young woman dead for no good reason and I bet it leaves a big hole in a number of lives. It’s at least as sad as your recent travails.

  4. gorillamonk says:

    I laughed amazingly hard, and for some reason Katt Williams skit about the Tiger keeps coming to mind. If you don’t mind me posting, check this link (youtube). http://weeklydig.com/diversions/savage-love/201002/anal-incentive )

  5. neo says:

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    everybody says whales are pretty damn smart… maybe he was just lookin’ for a little payback.

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