Archive for October, 2009


Further to Meghan McCain’s breasts…

I just want to give a special shoutout to pal Mark Steyn for not having written about them. I couldn’t handle the jealousy and rejection. Thanks, babe. In other news, “breasts” will now often be referred to here as “blogettes”. Save the blogettes!

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Meghan McCain’s Breasts remind me…

To Shop for the Cause at Amazon! Yes, I’ve been under the weather and out of the loop when it comes to reminding you to donate money this October to a worthy cause – Breast Cancer Research. But Meghan McCain jugged – er, jogged – my memory. So check out this Amazon link to find [...]

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Shut up and Sing: You’re doing it right

John Mayer, a singer with a lovely voice, was asked his opinion on politics and health care. His perfect answer? Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about [...]

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News from Afghanistan

I have heard reports from Kandahar that there is a sign on the Tim Hortons trailer saying that there is a supply issue. No doughnuts. At the present time, there is no word on availability of coffee supply. No one has yet been denied any coffee. You may guffaw that what I’ve told you here [...]

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I can take a hint, dude

Note. For those of you with either a) no sense of humor, or b) humor, but are totally scared of the shit that comes out of my mouth, this post is FUNNY. Funny, ok? Written in jest. Relax. Have a TicTac. The last thing I remember was my third martini at my birthday party on [...]

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