My nephew was over in Iraq, and now gets to nip at the headnippers over in Afghanistan, and hopefully punch a few holes in some. He’ll testify to pretty much everything on that handy list, though most of his work was in transportation, he got close enough to some of the action to hear the booms, unhinge the bombs, and clean body parts out of hummers after the car bombs they didn’t catch went off.

Nice places, these tours of duty to the various hellholes of the planet.

God, I hope this works out.

(and by gollly, as libs will tell ya, Afghanistan is the “good” war in all this..)

Yeah. I’m old. Bite me.

(Class of Bagram, ’09)

I had F-15′s instead of F-16′s, though. Twice as loud!

Please allow me to add to the list. While talking to a local Afghan, you use sentences like, ” I’m serious Raheem, toilet paper will get you as clean as the smooth rocks you use.”