Ted Nugent was fired from the Waco Tribune-Herald for not being a mealy-mouthed little pussy who bows and scrapes to his PC overlords.
As Kathy says: “Who did they think they were hiring?”
Listen Nuge, I’ve been there. Not so very long ago I was hired by a start-up establishment to be my charming, mouthy, unfiltered self. They said they loved my product. They said they loved my edge. But once faced with it, they freaked. But the sponsors! they cried. You frightened Scott Ott away! they lamented (Because poor Mr. Ott is apparently the only person on the web that matters. Hmmm.). OMG! You said fuck!
Well, yeah. You know, seeing as I was hired to be RightGirl and not Captain fucking Kangaroo, I kinda figured you actually wanted me to be RightGirl. Oh, and you also weren’t paying me. So, uh, my intellectual property doesn’t change to your will for that particular dollar amount, bitches.
What I’m saying Ted is Welcome to the cool kids club. If they can’t take the Nuge, they shouldn’t have hired you in the first place. You don’t hire Howard Stern to read the traffic and weather. You don’t hire RightGirl for her politically correct diplomacy. And you don’t hire Ted Nugent to be a wallflower.
People really are that stupid.
Amen
I wish the rest of the conservative right wouldn’t get so bent out of shape over “adult language” that stops their dialog in it’s tracks because… ZOMG… “you just said a bad word”.
I tend to think many of them are stunted at 5 years old, Cody.
RG
I just wish his music was as good as his politics and beliefs about guns and self protection.
“Hi, I’m here for the interview.”
“Name?”
“Captain F. Kangaroo.”
“What does the ‘F’ stand–”
“DON’T ASK.”
The Motor City Madman is a helluva guy. As much as I love him (in a guy way), I wish he would have hung around Detroit and used that crossbow to send a message to the morons in charge and their mindless, welfare state minions. Just an occasional flaming arrow to remind them….no death threats or wounding. Well…no, not legal at all.
Wendy, I would not at all be offended if the Canadians (or Canadiens, eh) would call Jenny Granholm home to the land of her birth. I know you don’t need her, but maybe you could resettle her at Ft. McMurray or some other resort ville.
Rock on Ted. Never surrender, never give in. Never Never Never. Something that people who are right seem to have forgotten – or lost in the clutter of the soft life.
KP
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