William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President of the United States, is in Toronto today. Guard your daughters. And your mothers. And your pets, for that matter.
An increase in sexually transmitted disease among white, middle class leftoids is expected. Contact your GP (if you can get one in this godforsaken socialized hell) for information on antibiotics. It’s too late for preventative measures – he’s already in town.

LoooooL… so funny!
Clinton is the Trudeau of the ‘States, but fading fast under the shadow of the great’O’ (that’s ‘Obama’ for any liberals reading this). Here is a serial adulterer who chickened out of the Vietnam draft by going to England as an “ivy Leaf” student and when he wasn’t screwing on his wife he started the “tradition” (hollow laugh) of announcing deviants day (sorry, “gay pride”) from the White House and allowed repeated terrorist attacks against the US and her forces overseas to go unpunished. When he wasn’t busy with Monica in a White House closet, He bulldozed into Somalia then withdrew as soon as the natives started shooting back, leaving the country in an absolute shambles. He did absolutely nothing about the first World Trade Centre bombing, ignored the embassy bombings in Africa and even allowed Osama Bin Laden to go free rather than spend money to capture him when the murdering Saudi swine was within our grasp. He did nothing about the attack on the USS Cole, and uttered nary a peep when Sudan kicked our the weapons inspectors. When the infamopus blue dress appeared, Clinton decided to launch a couple of cruise missles at a deserted terrorist training camp, scaring a couple of arthritic camels. Thanks to airhead Madaline Albrights visit to North Korea, Clinton gave them nuclear materials because he actually believed them when they told him they would use it to generate electricity. But, undeterred, the liberal darlings of the big TO are fawning at his feet in the usual display of nauseating sicophantic devotion that a blind wino in a coma can see through.
Just wait ’till Obama becomes an ex-president!