Am I a terrorist or not? A month ago I might have been, but now the story is changing.
And, I happen to think Janet Napolitano might be a dude. But I’m not brave enough to check under her skirts.
Thanks for clicking the link and keeping food in my mouth!

“I’m not brave enough to check under her skirt.”
Neither is she.
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