Archive for February, 2009


Monica’s not the only one to have a Clinton in her mouth

Every night before bed, Bug and I spend about a half hour or so playing with the Former-First-Lady-Former-Senator-Current-Secretary-of-State Hillary Clinton chew toy. He’s got one of her legs about ripped off, and it pleases me to see her face caught in the grip of his little jaws. Now I’m pleased to see there’s another I [...]

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I doubt this is what Jeff Foxworthy had in mind…

I’m stealing this entire thing from Kathy. I’m sure she won’t mind. 1. If you believe that general intelligence exists, is heritable and at all testable for, you’re a racist. 2. If you point out that liberal philosophies and programs intended to have a good impact have had a disproportionately bad impact on the ethnicities [...]

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At least I didn’t have kids

Last year, when I was broke and facing eviction. I really don’t know what I would have done if I had a couple of toddlers hanging off me. Even with all your help. Anyway, if you can spare a couple bucks heading into Lent, please pass by my friend Rick’s. Hit his paypal tip jar [...]

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Hey buddy, can ya spare a trillion?

My latest at the Examiner.com, on how the US deficit will top $1 trillion in the first quarter of the year. And say, what is “discretionary spending,” anyhow?

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Another Madoff?

While R. Allen Stanford‘s investors were swallowing claims of vast returns on safe investments, some of his employees weren’t so sure. And though one of them tried as early as 2003 to pass on to regulators his concerns about the bank, nothing came of it until Stanford’s operations were raided and shut down Tuesday. The [...]

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