The Messiah went forth among the people. He had only his waffle, with which He wished to be left alone. But seeing the people in their plenitude, the Messiah multiplied the waffles and the cigarettes, and those in Congress – His disciples – went forth with baskets of the new-found bounty.
But verily the syrup did not increase, as He needed something more to promise the faithful in four years hence.
A lonely woman came to the Messiah and spoke. “I want waffles”.
He placed his hand on her head, as if to cast out demons, and said, “And verily you shall have them, my child, and they shall be called ‘stimulus’ after the ancient god of graft.” The woman went forth with her waffles. And the Messiah saw that it was good, and said it was good, and it was good…
Absolutely brilliant.
Yet the multitudes in their unfailing ingratitude did spurn those cigarettes for they where menthol and asked for blueberries on those waffles which the messiah could not produce.
HAAAAAAAAA! *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
NICE!
Oh the snark to come….
Yea, verily.
A cheap Parody of his former self. This is not the Obama I knew.
Why do I hear Porky Pig in the background and wanna call’im a liar for yea, *that’s [not] all folks!*
Is the Mighty O waffling already? He hasn’t even taken office.
I am inspired to produce my own ovation to the Obamessiah!
Wait hold on, is the former Obama the one who did the big Greek god coronation as Democratic candidate? Cause it looks exactly like the old Obama we all saw there.
“I hear Porky Pig in the background”
And Foghorn Leghorn is the Veep.
BRAVO!!!!
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