Because if you want to bugger little children

It’s best to use your religion as a defense.

Michael Jackson officially converts to Islam.

Now he can have all the boys he wants. It’s not “teh ghey” if your books of religious dogma say you can use boys for pleasure and women for procreation. He has done both. He was a Muslim all along, wasn’t he?

"Humiliation" is a crime




5 Responses to “Because if you want to bugger little children”

  1. Xanthippa says:

    Is this for real – or is it just another publicity rumour by Michael Jackson’s people?

  2. Canadiana says:

    Maybe he thinks the Bahrain prince that is suing him will cut him some slack.

  3. Canuckguy says:

    Not surprised he converted. I seem to recall he had some Muslim types as bodyguards during his trial.

    Anyway, now he can play the religious card if he gets in trouble with the law.

  4. Gippergal says:

    I think the question is more, not does Michael Jackson want Islam, but will Islam want Michael Jackson?

    I sure wouldn’t.

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