And check out the Palin Facts site, if you haven’t already:
* Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
* Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
* Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
* Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
* Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Deadâ€
* Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
I was waiting for someone to do that to the campaign signs.
A moose bit my sister. Sarah Palin hunted it down, killed it, and ate it.
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Mmmm. Just…
Sounds like she has a lot in common with Chuck Norris
That’s the way..uhah, uhah, I like it…just me singing…you don’t have to be a dyke to be tough….(not that there is anything wrong with dykes or gays) Hopefully the republican position will not isolate gays although they do stand on anti-choice…hard to swallow, and by the way, you can be pro-choice and still vote conservative or republican…there are other more important issues today that supercede… Like the economy and foriegn policy…and any attempts to erode the gains that woman have made would create civil wars…So…Go Sarah….don’t agree with your extreme fundamentalism…but so far you’re the best thing going…
LOL unlike Obama, who’s failed at everything he attempts, she’s a success story. No wonder the dems are spitting mad, their piece of fluff Obama has smaller balls than the future VP.
Three cheers for Conservative Gals, the leftards should change their slogan from Hope and Change to “No guts no glory”. Urine bombs are not considered manly, to be fair to the marxist it’s the best they can produce.
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I am tweeter free, and too old to learn new tricks. But I do have a couple Little Known Sarah Palin Facts that need circulation. Help?
Sarah Palin has got your back.
Sarah Palin has the Arc of the Covenent in safekeeping.
Sarah Palin taught Jason Bourne everything.
Sarah Palin showed Al Gore how to make the internet.
The correct palindromic Little Known Sarah Palin Facts are:
Sarah Palin knows she is A Sharp Nail.
Afterwards, Sarah Palin’s vanquished opponents gasp, “Aah, The Sharp Nail….”
oops, forgot this part:
Sarah Palin taught Jason Bourne everything. From afar, while he slept.
“Hopefully the republican position will not isolate gays although they do stand on anti-choice…hard to swallow, and by the way, you can be pro-choice and still vote conservative or republican…there are other more important issues today that supercede… Like the economy and foriegn policy…and any attempts to erode the gains that woman have made would create civil wars…”
I love the new trend that a lot of pro choice people have been using lately. Like, by making the statement that your not really “for Abortion” ( and thereby admitting that Abortion is not right might i add ) but just “pro choice” so they can sleep at night thinking that they are exempt in some way from the reality that they are still supporting an innocent human being’s life being taken away from it, because some irresponsible chick couldnt keep her legs closed and think it’s her right to play judge, jury and executioner. Geez, take a shit or get off the toilet already….I could go on and on but I think I’ll stop there.
i apologize, my last comment was way off topic!
Anyway, the Palin Facts are awesome and hysterical! …that is all.