Hey, I had a job interview once at a nudist colony in SoCal; that wasn’t the pretty site you’d think it would be.

Yeah, unfortunately most of the people at nudist colonies (no matter which state / country / etc) are people you wouldn’t want to see naked.

That being said, I recently went someplace with a lot of midwestern tourists and my thoughts were “Damn, people! Skip a cheeseburger or 90!” The range seemed to be from “chunky” to “morbidly obese,” with more relatively-young people than I could count without running out of fingers stuck in wheelchairs to roll their fat asses around. I mean, we hear the jokes and keep it in the back of our heads and stuff but I was still completely shocked.