A feathered hat.
A goat in a tree.
A slutty conversation with an ex-boss.
An angry conversation with an ex-boyfriend.
Cousins falling out of the woodwork like termites.
An 8lb dog chasing an 80lb dog.
Omar Sharif.
Getting into a leaky boat.
Some of these things happened yesterday, some were part of a mashup of dream sequences last night. Even I’m not sure which was which at this point!
Whatever you’re smoking, pass it.