[Fart-man] is taking legal action against Britain’s Ministry of Defense because he found pornography in a jail toilet.
Fartoosi is accused of masterminding a bombing campaign against British troops in Basra.
The offended terrorist further gripes that he could hear a porno movie playing on a soldier’s laptop. Also, he bumped his arm when being put in a vehicle, the lights in the corridor bother him when he’s trying to sleep, and his cell isn’t sufficiently air-conditioned. The horrors this put-upon villain have been made to endure are downright Gitmo-esque in their ghastliness.
Were the caves of Crapistan really that much better? Perhaps we ought to lock them up in caves, then. Apparently, they must be air conditioned.
[...] GIRL ON THE RIGHT– Ahmed Al-Fartoosi, “He Who Makes Rude Noises†…. [...]
what the ?? he who makes rude noises? Please get a clue!