The charming and brilliant (his words) John celebrates a birthday today. Beth and I are busy ******** [CLASSIFIED] and ***** ****** [CLASSIFIED] before his return from the office. Go send him some RightGirl lovin’ while we’re busy.

[Not an actual representation of Wendy & Beth - Sadly]

None the less, it still works. LOL.
Happy Birthday Big John!!
Happy Birthday, John!
Um, that’s a counterfactual, ma’am. I’m old school, so I woulda said swave and deboner.
And you two are *much* prettier than them there chicas!
But thank you – I got more birthday wishes from your readers and SWWBO’s than I did from mine…
H&I Fires* 30 July 2008…
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Two Afghan child…
I wish I had seen this sooner – happy birthday John and frankly, I agree with John, y’all are hawter than that.