…I hate packing. And packing is exactly what I should be doing right now. Tomorrow will be my 29th move. Twenty-nine! Good Lord, I’m only 31 years old!
You would think that by now I would be able to pack in my sleep. Instead, I actually do neither – pack not sleep.
If you were good caring readers, you’d send me emails kicking my ass into gear to finish what has to be done by 8 tomorrow morning…

Get yer a$$ in gear Girl!! (consider yourself kicked)
Is there anything more unpleasant than moving?
Yes. Moving for the 29th time.
RG
where u going?
Are you hiding a secret? Are you really wanted by the RCMP for some hideous act? Why — I repeat WHY would any sane person move 29 times in 31 years?? I can see if you were an army brat that you might move around a lot, but averaging almost once a year??? Come on, admit it, you’re fleeing from someone aren’t you?
PJ