The scatalogical sex and death cult of Islam

Obsessed with left hand versus right, and having detailed instructions on how, why, where and in which direction they can shit, a British Muslim has been spreading his scatological joy all over the food you and your children may consume.

42 year old, Sahnoun Daifallah, appeared in front of a magistrate on charges he squirted a “foul-smelling” substance, later determined to be a mixture of feces and urine, over frozen chips and wine bottles at a Tesco in Gloucester – he then went on to shower and ruin 706 children’s books at Waterstones in Cirencester, Gloucs. Not quite satisified with showering his human liquid waste concoction over just two stores, Mr Daifallah proceeded to the Air Balloon pub where, after making offensive comments to the barmaid, he proceeded to sprinkle more feces and urine all over the pub food.

Cheers. Enjoy your meal.

nice to know at least two people in the EU parliament gets what a snow job the EU is.




8 Responses to “The scatalogical sex and death cult of Islam”

  1. Brett_McS says:

    That’s 42 years old, not 42 months old?

  2. mojo says:

    I’m amazed he survived his pub foray…

  3. Right Girl says:

    England ain’t what it used to be, mojo.

    RG

  4. Pat Patterson says:

    We have suddenly discovered that we are not in a Clash of Civilizations but a Clash of Condiments!

  5. WL Mackenzie Redux says:

    Regardless of Allah’s rule book, potty training was obviously lacking here and Mama Muslim produced a big baby with an anal personality and scatological fantasy fetish.

    Cultural and psychological anthropologists should be swarmming Magrassahs for glimpses of 9th century cultural values and personal hygiene mores.

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