They’re not terrorists, they’re just misunderstood.
A Kuwaiti man released from the U.S. prison in Guantanamo Bay in 2005 has carried out a suicide bombing in Iraq, his cousin told Al Arabiya television on Thursday.
Those evil Amerikkkans are holding these poor innocent Muslims hostage in Cuba, and all they ever wanted to do was pray to their kind and beloved Allah (spit).
“There were no indications Abdullah had any plans to join insurgents in Iraq although he became less sociable in the period before he disappeared, he said.”
Journalists are too funny.
Or, “He was a such a good boy. He helped out at the local mosque, ran errands for the elderly, doted on his grandmother, was going back to school for his GED and lately started training for a marathon by wearing a vest while he ran. Are you sure it was Abdullah and not some of those good for nothing Pakistani kids from the block over?”