A 17-year-old boy was rushed to St. Michael’s Hospital today after he was stabbed multiple times on the basketball court of a downtown high school.
Police say the boy was stabbed in the schoolyard at Parkdale Collegiate on Jameson Ave. just before noon.
The boy will survive, but sadly, the irony will be lost.

Heh. Parkdale? Big surprise there…
Um, isn’t St. Michael’s pretty far away? St. Joseph’s is just a few blocks away.
Hey Alex. No, that isn’t a surprise for Parkdale.
This is however:
http://www.oratory-toronto.org/jpegs/Rosary-Holy-Hour.jpg
Literally metres away from the stabbing at the atheist public school.
I thought stabbings occurred on basketball courts only after midnight? You know, when it’s necessary to keep the fifteen-year olds busy so they don’t get in trouble at 1:00 AM.