Archive for September, 2007


The Jamaican double standard and the vocal gay lobby

I know that the squeaky wheel gets the Crisco, and that the shrieking loudness of the gay lobby has brought about a new kind of “equality” in Canada whereby some are actually more equal than others. But I had to shake my head when I saw this article in the Star: Two concerts have been [...]

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Dear God…

St. James Cathedral has given up worshiping You, and is now fully in the service of Bono and his 21st century eco-peace crusade.For you atheists and eco-religionists in Toronto, St. James Cathedral will be happy to host you this evening to listen to the hymns of U2.

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September 27th, 1995.

Twelve years ago today, at 6:04am, I officially became an orphan. I was sweaty and smelly from spending two days in the hospital – I remember I was wearing blue Calvins, a white Washington DC t-shirt that I never wore again, and my black cowboy boots. My hair was tangled and natty. I was sleep [...]

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Worst search ever

I’ve had some strange searches lead to Girl on the Right: naked girl on a golf cart. armpit fetish, a variety of child porn requests (all of which were reported to cybertips.ca)… but this one takes the cake: islamic explanation for doing sex with dead mother Whoever ran this search (they were Canadian!) is one [...]

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You just can’t make stuff like this up

Animal expert Jack Hanna and an 11-month-old flamingo became trapped while trying to squeeze through an airport security turnstile. It took firefighters to finally get the flamingo out. Man, nowadays they’ll stop anyone at airport security, won’t they? Hanna joked that the next time he flies through the airport, the biggest animal he’ll bring is [...]

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