Archive for August, 2007


Your balls offend me, Infidel

A demonstration has been held in south- east Afghanistan accusing US troops of insulting Islam after they distributed footballs bearing the name of Allah. The balls showed the Saudi Arabian flag which features the Koranic declaration of faith. Methinks the Mullahs are little testy because this hearts & minds stuff actually works. These Afghan kids, [...]

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In defense of Michael Vick

May Dog forgive me. Let me be clear: I think dog fighting is reprehensible, and that in a mob-justice system, Michael Vick would be disemboweled. But to my knowledge, last time I looked we didn’t have a vigilante justice system. And when it comes to the “beautiful people”, like rock stars, actors, socialites and sports [...]

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The Wisdom of John Wyndham

Mr. Right was recently reading The Midwich Cuckoos by John Wyndham (published 1957), and he came across a startling passage. ‘Look, suppose we consider this thing from a more civilized standpoint – after all, this is a civilized country, and famous for its ability to find compromises. I’m not convinced by the sweeping way you [...]

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Viagra to a pedophile? Zut alors!

I don’t think I say this enough – I LOVE SARKOZY! Check out his plans for French pedophiles. ‘Prisoners of this type, at the end of their sentence, will be examined by a panel of doctors, and if this college of doctors recognises that they are dangerous, they will not be released. They will go [...]

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Is it the weather?

A woman in Australia is crushed to death when her frisky young pet camel tries to hump her. A British man robs a bookies using a vibrator as a weapon. Someone took the time to translate a large portion of the Bible into LOLCATZ-speak. And Queen of Mean Leona Helmsley died of heart failure. Who [...]

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