Archive for March, 2007


I’m sure France would take him

It seems Toronto is harboring another war-dodging, yellow spined, America-hating cretin who thought joining the National Guard would be like basket weaving at summer camp. U.S. army deserter Corey Glass smoked a cigarette during a break in his Immigration and Refugee Board hearing yesterday and hoped he’ll avoid time behind bars. “I hope I don’t [...]

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Nanny

Tomorrow I will be taking a train into my past. I will be hurtling along the tracks to Montreal, to face people I haven’t seen in years. I’m terrified, but I must go. Nanny died. She wasn’t my grandmother, but I came to regard her as such. On that terrible day when I was five, [...]

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I’m in lurve

Not that y’all care or anything, but I have been irritating all my friends lately by waxing poetic about the most perfect pair of pajama pants evah that I bought at Old Navy on Monday. A bargain at $14.99, I bought them a size too large so they hang nicely over my ample posterior. Soooooft [...]

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Because it’s funny, dammit

I nearly peed when I saw this bit of retro hilarity on YouTube. I am truly a child of the 80′s.

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Suck it up, Girly

I read last night of the “death threats” against blogger Kathy Sierra. I feel for her, as I’ve been the recipient of threats, too. There’s a price of 72 virgins on my head for the first Muslim whackadoo that gets to me. I’ve also had to deal with the hairs on the back of my [...]

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