If it’s all the same to you…

… I would appreciate not having hurricanes named after so many of my aunties and uncles on my mother’s side. I know that there are 20 to choose from (no, that’s not a typo), but please go pick on someone else’s family. I get unnerved when I hear that Frances or Florence are on their way. I really didn’t like any of these people, and I don’t want to have to entertain them or clean up their messes.

Thank you.

To Jeff, the waiter at MacKenzies Pub




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