Archive for June, 2006


Canadian, eh?

Tomorrow is Canada Day, so with that in mind, let’s go over to Kathy’s, where a discussion is underway aboout why Canadian film and television production is crap. All those Heritage Minutes are like that. “The Time We Almost Invented Something.” “Some Guy Who Invented Something Drove Through Calgary One Time.” “The Time That Thing [...]

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Because she doesn’t want to vote for Enza Supermodel

M wants me to run for mayor of Toronto. She said this with less than half a margarita in her system, so I’d best take her seriously. By her thinking, there is currently no one worth voting for. Certainly not Miller. So that means either I run for mayor, or she votes for drag queen/gag [...]

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Storm Brewing

For the past few days, Toronto has been pelted with heavy rains for brief periods in fantastic thunderstorms. With the exception of ruining my hair, there is nothing I don’t love about these wild orgasms of nature. Even when I drove an old Plymouth K-Car with no floor, I would chase these babies to the [...]

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Fingers crossed that it’s an ingrown hair

Found a lump in my armpit this morning while shaving (for my hot date). Please, let it be a hair this time…

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Wet white t-shirt

I just went to the store. It’s raining. Hard.

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