Girl On The Right

That is the current euphemism for “douchebag that jumps in front of a train at rush hour”. People, if you are going to kill yourselves by using the subway system, try to make sure you are remembered fondly and mourned by the population. The best way to ensure that is to track dive at noon [...]

I have decided that if the Palestinians and other extreme Islamic groups can create maps of the world that do not recognize Israel, then I can refer to Constantinople by its proper name. On this date in 1453, Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Empire.

The Pentagon has issued this special press release to members of the Cotillion. Special Bulletin from the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped [...]

For the past few weeks I have been putting together a rather important project – one I hope you’ll join me in. As you may or may not know, I am a member of Soldiers Angels in the United States. I am currently on my second “deployment”, as my first charge returned home safely before [...]

The Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) isn’t running today. The union has declared a wildcat strike. Therefore, RightGirl is all dressed up, with nowhere to go. I had considered walking to work, but it’s too humid and smoggy. At best, I can work from home. At worst, I lose a vacation day. The battle between Toronto [...]