Girl On The Right

Looks like Emily has gotten her $200 designer knickers in a twist. Don’t know what she’s got to be so pissy about. Judging by some of the things she’s said about me to the other Cotillion girls, she oughta be ashamed. But she’s got it in her head that I’m all jealous of her fabulousness. [...]

Tory MP suggests jailing bad journalists What?! Aren’t we having enough problems with the self-obsessed press who seem to believe that they are the only things standing between Canadian civilization and the Tory hordes. Colin, are you trying to make them go completely apeshit? I know, we all hate the Liberal press, but chill. Think [...]

Canada cuts ties to Palestinian AuthorityMar. 29, 2006. 07:40 PMCANADIAN PRESS OTTAWA — Canada has become the first country after Israel to cut funding and diplomatic ties to the Palestinian Authority over the new Hamas government’s refusal to renounce violence. We haven’t even started our first session of parliament yet and already I am so [...]

I saw this on the news last night, and it just isn’t sitting right with me. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something’s fishy. Facing execution, confessed al-Qaeda fighter Zacarias Moussaoui stunned a Virginia courtroom yesterday with the chilling claim that he and shoe-bomber Richard Reid were supposed to dive a hijacked [...]

Morrissey snubs Canada to protest against seal hunt Oh dear. Whatever will we do? “I fully realize that the absence of any Morrissey concerts in Canada is unlikely to bring the Canadian economy to its knees…” he said. Yeah, no kidding. File this story under Shut Up and Sing!