Girl On The Right

When I was four, I had an imaginary friend named Cindy. She was blond. That’s all I know about her. She was blond, and she spoke English (I grew up in a Greek neighborhood). Cindy and I hung out till I was about eight, and moved to an English neighborhood. I’m not sure if I [...]

We all have ghosts. The people who were once in our lives, but who are now gone, for whatever reason. My obvious ones would be my mother and father: it’s nearly 10 years for Daddy, and more than half my life for Mom. But it isn’t them haunting me tonight. It’s two others. Before I [...]

Just when we thought we’d be rained out – The American Princess has saved the day! For all intents and purposes, the Cotillion was cancelled for this week, as some of our lovely debutantes are fleeing from that white trash bitch Katrina. But EM was bored, stuck in an airport for most of yesterday, and [...]

The Bloor West Village Ukrainian Festival was a huge success. The three Conservative candidates: John Capobianco (Etobicoke Lakeshore), Jurij Klufas (Parkdale-High Park), and Axel Kuhn (Etobicoke Centre), signed up many new members to the party, shook a lot of hands, and generally made their presence known in the community. The high point was, of course, [...]

A couple months early, but not a moment too soon, please welcome the golden child, Parker Grace. She is from a great pedigree; sired by Zumkopf, and mothered by Right Thinking Girl. This could very well be the most loved child in the history of man. Welcome little girl. You have such huge footsteps to [...]