Archive for October, 2004


Arafat Death Watch… 2004

The civilized world waits with baited breath for that miserable old bastard to die. A team of doctors has arrived at Yasser Arafat’s headquarters in Ramallah where the ailing Palestinian leader’s health has significantly deteriorated. One cabinet minister, who asked not be identified, told Reuters that Mr Arafat, 75, was “very, very sick”. I’m not [...]

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This Might Explain Our Trouble With Submarines

It emerged yesterday that Ldg Hand Cranmer, 24, from Edinburgh, has been recognised by the Royal Navy as a Satanist and granted permission to practise ritual on board. Ldg Hand Cranmer told a Sunday newspaper he realised he was a Satanist nine years ago when he “stumbled across” a copy of the Satanic Bible – [...]

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How Is This Better Than The US?

Quebec is suffering from a hospital acquired Super Bug called C. difficile. It has already killed more than 200 people, and they can’t seem to get it under control. It is like the plague, where people have to be quarantined, health workers are becoming ill, and family cannot visit patients for fear of infection. Hospitals [...]

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Can’t Wait to Get Sharia in Canada

The fundamentalism regime of Iran is planning to stone a 13-year-old girl, Jila, in the city of Marivan in coming days. Jila was raped and impregnated by her brother and Iran’s clerical judge has sentenced her to death by stoning. According to the Iranian regime’s penal code, stoning is the punishment for those who commit [...]

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Republicans Can’t F**k With Democrats

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said on Monday that his speech backing President Bush at the Republican Convention in August resulted in a dramatic cold shoulder from his wife Maria Shriver, a member of the very Democratic Kennedy family. “Well, there was no sex for 14 days,” Schwarzenegger told former White House Chief of Staff Leon [...]

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